Phone Baja,
Phone Baja,Husband: Fone Mery Liye Ho Tu Kehna,Main Ghar Pe Nhi Hon
Wife: Wo Ghar Pe Hain
Husband: Main ne mna kia Tha
Wife: Phone Aap ka Nhi Mera Tha;¤)
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